
I always have a hard time explaining things. I don't tune the explanation correctly for the audience. I go into too much detail about stuff that doesn't matter. So I'm going to try and practice a better approach, and to do that, I'm going to try and explain Mastodon.
Explanation 1: The Good Parts
If you want a chronological timeline that is free from ads, doesn't use algorithms to hide your friends' posts from you, and isn't beholden to the whims of the billionaire techbro class, you want Mastodon.
Hmm, no, I can do better. That's a bit too wordy.
Explanation 2: Sales Pitch
Mastodon: Follow your friends. Fight the algorithms. Fuck the billionaires.
Erm, maybe that's too edgy and uninformative. Let me try again.